Since I'm miserably failing at posting daily funnies of my children...I figure I'd put more about me so people can get to know more about the crazy mother they come from. I'm compiling 25 random facts about ME!!!
1. i love my showers to be almost too stinkin hot, so hot that my skin turns a bright red from head to toe. mmm, makes me wanna skip the next 24 and head to the shower.
2. i have no idea how to wear cute pj's...i'm always mismatched and sloppily dressed from ragged pants to holey t-shirts. my poor poor husband!!! this is a terrible misfortune. I've always wanted to wear cute pj's.
3. my husband has a slightly odd obsession with my feet, and i kinda don't blame him. i have incredibly darling feet!!! ;)
4. i'm super duper crafty. i love making floral arrangements, painting, taking photos, making pointless junk for others that's personalized and colorful.
5. i love watching two cartoons. Courage the Cowardly Dog and Family Guy...i watch these cartoons without my children around and thouroughly enjoy myself.
6. i tell people my hair is naturally curly, however it's not really that curly and much more of an ugly frizzy, kinda curly, rotten mess!!! (insert sad sigh)
7. as a child i wanted to be and opera singer or a body builder...i've really let my dreams go...today i'm a horrific singer who is only good at building my body wider!!!
8. going to new places and trying new things makes me very uncomfortable.
9. i like to decorate but cannot figure out how to make a kitchen look "well decorated"...it always looks like random crap being stored to put somewhere else later. (this makes me sad)
10. i give myself french manicures on my toes and use a white paint pen and clear polish...and it looks fantastic!!!
11. i hate going to the zoo with my children...or anyone else for that matter. i think the animals are boring, the people are obnoxious, and the weather is generally too hot. ick!!!
12. i love thrift stores. i could dig all day if time allowed. finding a bargain that i love is invigorating!!!
13. i've started a new habit recently of falling asleep to christmas lullaby's. i'm convincing myself now that they are simply Jesus lullaby's so i don't feel so weird during all the other seasons of the year.
14. i sleep with a massively soft, large, ugly, red body pillow. without this pillow, my life is no longer complete. it comes between my husband and children every nap and night. i love my body pillow.
15. i love to vacuum!!! i could be a professional vacuum-er if such one existed...and no, not a janitor...a vacuum-er!!!
16. when it comes to making decisions, i'd rather have others make them for me. the pressure makes me very nervous.
17. i went to five different colleges. OSU-OKC, OCCC, OU, OSU, and UCO. summer schools, intersessions, and all sorts of different semesters.
18. i was born and bred a sooner but the day i die, i'll bleed orange!!! GO POKES!!!
19. i love watching my husband play golf and play his guitar, in which he does neither of the two anymore!!! (this makes me sad)
20. i hate washing white loads of laundry. putting socks together to matches and folding tons and tons of t-shirts, etc...makes me nuts!!! i could wash darks and towels ALL DAY LONG. i will put off whites until the whole household is in desperate need!!!
21. i don't like using capital letters to begin sentences. i'm not sure if it's lazyness or defiance against all my previous english classes.
22. i'm also a poor speller...this may be another reason i don't like to capitalize any letters. if i'm going to look unintelligent in my spelling, my punctuation may as well follow the pattern of ignorance.
23. i still write on the shower doors in the fog. it's not just for silly teenage girls...it's for washed up ole mommies too!!!
24. i generally don't like cell phones. i think they are rude and not too necessary unless in an emergency situation or states of extreme bordom. i rarely keep my eyes on mine and it's most the time out of battery or lost in car, bedding, or toys.
25. i've only had one haircut in over two years and it was at walmart when my husband insisted my amish style was a bit extreme for our new texas lifestyle!!!
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