Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Soccer Balls, Straight Jackets, and Sexy Juice





Another epic fail at blogging...I'm finding that I'm good at something and that's NOT UPDATING my blog that is supposed to be my journal of mommyhood.

Crew's soccer experience has continued. He played for the Dragon's in the McKinney outdoor league where not only did he make great friends, but I did as well. His outdoor experience was a lot of fun...his playing abilities were good, not great, but pretty good. He is somewhat shy and definately not aggressive in any form unless it's aimed towards his sister, so him stealing the ball from other kids was not in his nature. However, now we've entered the indoor league. It's actually much more difficult on a gym floor where there is even less control of the ball with a bunch of 4 year olds...one good kick and that puppy is a goner!!! But...he's doing wonderful. His first two games he scored one goal per game and his third was followed by THREE goals. To watch him score is heartmelting. His excitement throws him out of the game for several seconds as he beams for Brandon and I to scream obnoxiously and scare the other children with our loud roars of praise!!! He's running faster and becoming more confident with the sport each and every game. Watching him grow is a feeling I'm still learning to get a hold of...it's the happiest feeling in the world to watch my kiddos be happy and also the saddest to see how quickly it really does fly by. He's also started school again twice a week at Mudpies and Lullabies here in Melissa. He's so proud of all of his crafts and progress he makes each class time. He came home somewhat discouraged about his counting skills but within one evening of practice...he's now a counting fool. He sits in the back seat counting to himself, counts anything he can get his mind around. He's very determined to conquer anything he thinks he struggles with and I love that about him.

On the other hand...his sister Ally!!! Oh, Ally Ally Ally. She's still the funniest child I've ever seen, met, or heard of. Her effortless attempts at being funny make her even funnier!!! She still sneaks and gives herself makeovers with my makeup at every chance she can get. She is now 2 1/2 and has zero interest in getting out of her diaper and even less interest in getting rid of that stinkin paci. Her latest thing she was into was our sexy juice...yes, sexy juice. As a gift to having Cash Tanner my mother bought Brandon and I some of the KY juice set called his & hers. Funny...yup!!! Awkward...nah!!! I mean if you've seen how happy the couples are in the commercials...who wouldn't want a dab of that happiness!!! Other than Herbal Essence shampoo, what else can make a gal that excited. Well I guess Ally was looking for trouble as usual and found herself soaked in some sexy juice. Brandon found her in the bathroom...looking ever so innocent with KY in her hair, on her face, covered her clothes, etc. That stuff isn't cheap either...needless to say she wasn't as impressed with it as the women are in their commercials. She's also recently been into my hair wax...it's supposed to make the ends of my hair less frizzy and instead left us with a huge mess in her hair, the mirror, the countertops, and more...you name it and hair wax was on it. It took about 6 days and dozens and dozens of washes for it to work itself out. She looked dirty and greasy and thankfully she couldn't have cared less. Another struggle with Ally is her need to be naked. From what I hear, she gets this from me AS A CHILD. The neighbor kids, guests, relatives, daddy, older brother find this quite disturbing...but to me...it's just mischevious Ally being Ally. I really couldn't ask for a more hilarious child.

Cash Tanner is now just days away from being 2 months old. I'm so so sad how quickly he's not just a newborn home from the hospital. Next thing I know, he'll be 4 years old and playing soccer just like Crew. :( He loves sleeping on his momma as much as Allybug likes to put on lipstick. I wrap him up in his straight jacket...aka swaddle...and he sleeps like a champ!!! He's beginning to sleep more through the night and be less frazzeled by any quick movement by his sister. He's still not a big fan of Ally but I think he senses danger when she's around...which lets me know he's SMART!!! He's still holding on to the deep blue eyes that I hope he keeps. They look just like my dads...and ever so handsome...however if they turn to brown like his brothers, I'm sure they will be just a beautiful as Crew's. He just got over his first case of thrush which was horrible...poor lil dude!!! And his cradle cap is very minor and washing away quickly in his baths. He also started formula about two weeks ago and still adjusting to having a bottle and not mommy as his milk despenser. The pumping was ever so boring, yet humorous to watch Ally attempt while hiding in corners. I never said anything to her and just let her pretend to pump away!!! I actually enjoyed the bonding for the first time ever with any of the three, which may have been because he's now my last bambino. But, a bad infection for me and his bad case of thrush caused us to go our seperate ways...during feedings only of course. He's easily angered and his entire face turns red, the bottom lip curls down, and real tears have now formed...it's pathetic and so very sad all together.

Well the laundry is ready to be switched and I have to now check on the upstairs to see what Ally has been up to since I sent her to play...wish me luck!!!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

And then there were THREE...


I have identified myself as the worst blogger on the net...this blogging event began as a way to have an online journal of the hilarious and horrific moments I share with my children on a daily basis...and instead has turned into another wasted blogspot account that is seldomly touched. This also was a New Year's resolution that I had hoped to fufill as well. I can understand failing at the same year after year attempt at losing weight, hitting the gym, being a nicer person...blah blah blah, but blogging. I'm pathetic!!! Anywho, my first time back I thought I would cover some bases on what's been going on in the Reeder Breeder household!!!

Well um...we had a baby. So that's kinda a big deal. Cash Tanner Reeder, born May 26, 2011 at 10:50pm. Weighing in at 8.5 oz and 21.5 inches long. A bit of a surprise going into labor...no cameras, no parents, no Crew and Ally, I wasn't even wearing shoes that fit. Cash stayed in NICU for 15 LONG days...his breathing was weak due to delayed development of his lungs due to my diabetes...the nurses told us he was suffering from what is commonly known as "the wimpy white boy syndrome". What an amazing accomplishment for Cash at such a young age...already being called wimpy by dozens of nurses and doctors. This must be addressed before starting school. Brandon and I can only hope for him to rectify this title by beating up at least one other child before preschool. Fingers Crossed!!!

Ally has continued her sha-nan-agins by body painting with finger nail polish and never ending lipstick trials. Her dancing has hit another level however. The newest dance crave reaching our home is "shake your booty"!!! This can be seen on coffee tables, our outdoor playset, the bath tub, windows, etc. While shakin her booty she sings..."uh huh, oh yeah...uh huh, oh yeah". She's amazing at nearly everything she does...except for her big sister skills and potty training. Her big sister skills include screaming as loud as she can near the baby, playing too rough around the baby, pushing his swing too hard, shoving random paci's down his throat, and more. Let's just say she kinda sucks at the whole big sis gig for the moment. Potty training Ally is like having a Great Dane puppy around the house. Large puddles of pee-pee are found randomly around the house next to a pullup diaper or her big girl panties!!! She is not easily pursuaded by treats of any sort to help speed this process along. She is not affected by her messes nor is she affected by consistent nakedness after shedding her clothes. I have visions of Ally in highschool with a pacifier in her mouth requesting Depend diapers while looking for her car keys. Thank goodness she's cute...

Then there is Crew...sweet sweet Crew. He's the golden child. Cute and sweet...well most of the time. He has random outbreaks of a smart mouth...which I will forever claim he got those from his dad. We can't stay mad too long because within minutes of him calling me a jerk or a moron...he's hugging me telling me I have pretty hair. What woman doesn't want to hear that she has pretty hair after only getting 2 hours of sleep and smelling like rotten breast milk...just sayin!!! He's still asking me why my belly is so big which is a bit hurtful, but I simply ask him why his ears are so big and feel much better about myself. I'm kidding...sorta!!!

I'm going to desperately try to start blogging our funny pics and stories so someday I can show them how naughty they really really were.

Chow.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Bad Girl, Bad Girl...Whatcha gonna do when she comes for you???




so today is Thursday January something and thanks to Melissa, TX losing electricity for the majority of the morning, Mother's Day Out was cancelled. this means...i was stuck with my kids all day :)...did i say stuck??? i meant...i was able to spend the entire day with my wonderful children!!! i was awaken by ally getting into my makeup...AGAIN!!! one would think...I would be smarter and put the makeup in areas that were less likely to be found by miss allycat, however I'm not smart...obviously!!! I walked into the living room and ally was looking dashing in her new shade of pink lipstick...b-e-a-utiful!!! not only did she apply lipstick to her face and knees, but my carpet and then added some nice shades of brown eyeshadow to highlight her masterpiece...quite impressive!!! thankfully this area she covered is pretty much near the clorox mishap she had two days ago!!!
while i was cleaning the toilets and mopping the tile floors from crew's "misses"...i came out and saw splatter paint on my carpet near the master bath and also the master closet. now this area must be cut and pasted with fresh carpet!!!
not to mention several days before this, she hand painted another masterpiece of finger painting of her lavender calming bath soap all over the hallway wall area. i have now painted this area twice and it still is not covering her painting. my main concern was she didn't spend long enough with the lavender which can be soooo relaxing!!! i've learned to not even get mad anymore...having children you must pick and choose your battles. if i were to get mad at allycat each and every time she was mischevious, the poor sweet angel would stay in trouble!!!
on the other hand my dear sweet crewzie is more than happy to tell on her each and every chance he can...this is a huge help to mommy!!! i'm usually able to prevent more damage than what could really happen if left unattended for too long of a period. today he also got his hair cut and looks so handsome while playing farm and bad guys upon hours and hours!!!
all for today, i have to get ally. she is kissing all of crew's toys and our furniture and is frustrating crew!!! whew...when's bedtime???

Monday, January 17, 2011

25 Random Facts


Since I'm miserably failing at posting daily funnies of my children...I figure I'd put more about me so people can get to know more about the crazy mother they come from. I'm compiling 25 random facts about ME!!!

1. i love my showers to be almost too stinkin hot, so hot that my skin turns a bright red from head to toe. mmm, makes me wanna skip the next 24 and head to the shower.

2. i have no idea how to wear cute pj's...i'm always mismatched and sloppily dressed from ragged pants to holey t-shirts. my poor poor husband!!! this is a terrible misfortune. I've always wanted to wear cute pj's.

3. my husband has a slightly odd obsession with my feet, and i kinda don't blame him. i have incredibly darling feet!!! ;)

4. i'm super duper crafty. i love making floral arrangements, painting, taking photos, making pointless junk for others that's personalized and colorful.

5. i love watching two cartoons. Courage the Cowardly Dog and Family Guy...i watch these cartoons without my children around and thouroughly enjoy myself.

6. i tell people my hair is naturally curly, however it's not really that curly and much more of an ugly frizzy, kinda curly, rotten mess!!! (insert sad sigh)

7. as a child i wanted to be and opera singer or a body builder...i've really let my dreams go...today i'm a horrific singer who is only good at building my body wider!!!

8. going to new places and trying new things makes me very uncomfortable.

9. i like to decorate but cannot figure out how to make a kitchen look "well decorated"...it always looks like random crap being stored to put somewhere else later. (this makes me sad)

10. i give myself french manicures on my toes and use a white paint pen and clear polish...and it looks fantastic!!!

11. i hate going to the zoo with my children...or anyone else for that matter. i think the animals are boring, the people are obnoxious, and the weather is generally too hot. ick!!!

12. i love thrift stores. i could dig all day if time allowed. finding a bargain that i love is invigorating!!!

13. i've started a new habit recently of falling asleep to christmas lullaby's. i'm convincing myself now that they are simply Jesus lullaby's so i don't feel so weird during all the other seasons of the year.

14. i sleep with a massively soft, large, ugly, red body pillow. without this pillow, my life is no longer complete. it comes between my husband and children every nap and night. i love my body pillow.

15. i love to vacuum!!! i could be a professional vacuum-er if such one existed...and no, not a janitor...a vacuum-er!!!

16. when it comes to making decisions, i'd rather have others make them for me. the pressure makes me very nervous.

17. i went to five different colleges. OSU-OKC, OCCC, OU, OSU, and UCO. summer schools, intersessions, and all sorts of different semesters.

18. i was born and bred a sooner but the day i die, i'll bleed orange!!! GO POKES!!!

19. i love watching my husband play golf and play his guitar, in which he does neither of the two anymore!!! (this makes me sad)

20. i hate washing white loads of laundry. putting socks together to matches and folding tons and tons of t-shirts, etc...makes me nuts!!! i could wash darks and towels ALL DAY LONG. i will put off whites until the whole household is in desperate need!!!

21. i don't like using capital letters to begin sentences. i'm not sure if it's lazyness or defiance against all my previous english classes.

22. i'm also a poor speller...this may be another reason i don't like to capitalize any letters. if i'm going to look unintelligent in my spelling, my punctuation may as well follow the pattern of ignorance.

23. i still write on the shower doors in the fog. it's not just for silly teenage girls...it's for washed up ole mommies too!!!

24. i generally don't like cell phones. i think they are rude and not too necessary unless in an emergency situation or states of extreme bordom. i rarely keep my eyes on mine and it's most the time out of battery or lost in car, bedding, or toys.

25. i've only had one haircut in over two years and it was at walmart when my husband insisted my amish style was a bit extreme for our new texas lifestyle!!!

Friday, January 7, 2011

Finger Painting???




Well it's only 4:45pm today but I'm hoping Allycat is finished with her naughty ways for the day and I found a free second to post my baby journal update for the day. This morning while in the shower I returned to a beautiful masterpiece of splatter painting on my pillow done by my massive bottle of cocoa butter lotion. AWESOME!!! Not only did it cover the pillow I lay my delicate head on each night to rest away my mommy stress but it also included Crew's spiderman power toothbrush. I'm staying positive and trying to tell myself that Crew's teeth will now be lustrious and smooth and my face will be stretchmark free...if any stretchmarks should magically appear between now and this evening. Glass is half full right?

Her next mischevious mission was her finger painting. However this consisted of her messy diaper. Ewwwwwww I know right. This is not surprising...gross I know. It was EVERYWHERE!!! Her legs, her feet, her leggings, and definately her hands, what a nightmare. She is potty training and the thought of her going dooty in her diaper now grosses her out but sometimes she still misses the boat on running to the potty or "pie" as she attempts to say it. I'm now finding diapers, pullups, or pretty pink panties laying all over the house since she simply prefers bottom nudity. So, fingers crossed the kiddos won't cause too much more messes for the day...momma has a headache and is tired of smeared lotion and poo pickup for this Friday!!! Have a happy weekend!!!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Okay Mom!!!


My mother keeps telling me how horrible it is that I don't have baby books filled in or some type of journal about my crazy children, Crew who just turned 4 and Ally who just turned 2. I have no time for scrapbooking and the money spent to make it as perfect as I would require it to be would be outlandish and I would much rather have a pair of new comfy flats or more maternity jeans at this point than pretty scrapbooking paper and decorative stickers. So I've decided that on this _ day of January...(as a mother I feel like dates are worthless unless a birthday or holiday)...I'm going to pledge my 2011 resolution. I'm going to blog about the adventures of my lil punks. As some of you may or may not know...Brandon and I are expecting another crazy Reeder to add to our madness!!! We are more than thrilled and I'm due June 16th, which forces us to call our fetus, Junebug. January 11th we find out the gender and I can hardly wait. I'm over the top excited!!! In the mean time many silly pictures and stories, good and very naughty should follow throughout this year and hopefully many more years to come. Enjoy!